Web Hosting That Doesn't Suck
Web hosting that works for a Dunkin's iced coffee*
$5 web hosting from Tachi is the affordable and easy way to host a site. Get fast web hosting featuring OpenLiteSpeed and server-class NVMe SSDs. Optimized for WordPress and WooCommerce with advanced features like Redis for improved speeds on larger sites.
Was that enough for SEO? Phew.
Hello! I'm Nathan and I'm starting a web hosting operation that aims for quality service for $5. No extra fees or gotchas to be had. Host WordPress, Joomla, a HTML site, or whatever else for $5.
Big Host
- ✗ Crowded and oversold shared servers 😔
- ✗ Limited resources and throttled sites
- ✗ Meets WordPress minimum requirements
- ✗ Outsourced support that kind of sucks
- ✗ Crowded and oversold shared servers 😔
- ✗ Limited resources and throttled sites
- ✗ Meets WordPress minimum requirements
- ✗ Outsourced support that kind of sucks
Here
- ✓ Capacity is never oversold
- ✓ No fixed resource limits
- ✓ Optimized for WordPress + Redis included
- ✓ Knowledgeable help from Massachusetts
- ✓ Capacity is never oversold
- ✓ No fixed resource limits
- ✓ Optimized for WordPress + Redis included
- ✓ Knowledgeable help from Massachusetts
tldr: If it runs there, it'll run better here.
So Here's the Plan
- ✓ 20 GB on NVMe SSDs
- ✓ No bandwidth limit
- ✓ SSH access included
- ✓ Make this old man feel useful 🥲
And all it costs is:
$5/mo
Now Available
No random fees or tricks.
Service sucks? Cancel within 45 days and get a refund. This is the fine print. See? It's small.
and More
- ✓ Hosted at Hetzner in Germany 🇩🇪
- ✓ 1 Gbps shared connection
- ✓ Unlimited email and FTP
- ✓ All the MariaDB databases
- ✓ Redis included
- ✓ Git!
- ✓ WordPress installer
- ✓ OpenLiteSpeed ⚡️ + PHP OPcache
- ✓ Backups taken care of
Questions & Answers
How do I know this isn't a scam?
It's not. Plus all transactions are through PayPal Business. No sketchy transfers or crypto.
I need help with stuff.
Sure. Just make a ticket and I'll see what I can do.
Adult sites cool?
Yeah. Even the weird ones with guys and mustaches.
What does the SLA look like?
You'll be credited for any downtime at the rate Hetzner bills me per hour up to five dollars.
Are there resource limits?
Nope. Just keep it reasonable and don't hog all the RAM.
*Well, not a literal iced coffee. I'd prefer $5. But I guess I'll also accept a Dunkin's gift card.